FREAK INDENTIFIED

TODAY, ev09 IT WORKERS HAVE SPENT SOME TIME UNCOVERING THE IDENTITY OF THE RETARDED FREAK SHOUTING 'HEIL HITLER', AND APPARENTLY '2ND HITLER', SHAUN SEAH, HAS GROWN A RIDICULOUS MOUSTACHE WHICH HAD SUPPOSEDLY WAS HITLER-STYLED.

President Yong still wants Shaun to join his retarded organization. Retarded people are hard to find, you know. This just proves CPU is actually a smart gang, unlike all the others out there. Yeah right.

FREAK SPOTTED IN RADIN MAS

THIS CRAZY MAN HAS RUN AROUND SAYING 'HEIL HITLER', WHICH IS COMPLETELY RETARDED AND SHAUNIST. IF SOMETHING IS RETARDED OR SHAUNIST, WE LINK IT TO THE CONDOM PROVIDING UNIT... NO WAIT, THE CENTRAL PROTECTION UNIT, CPU.

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE - The Society of Retarded People's President Yong