ev09 Announcement: NKA launches Blog!

http://www.nkawebsite.blogspot.com/ has been launched by one of our main host of agents, the National Kids Association, or as the class calls them, NKA. We here at ev09 would suggest that you visit it to check out its content.

There is an error though - we are allies.... not the same thing. Close and with the same puposes, but not the same.

CPU Gang Boss reveals his true face!

Our ev09 photographer has gotten a picture of CPU Vermin; 2nd Hitler, showing his face; his true face. God, what a freak. What happened to the Hitler moustache?

10-03-09

FREAK INDENTIFIED

TODAY, ev09 IT WORKERS HAVE SPENT SOME TIME UNCOVERING THE IDENTITY OF THE RETARDED FREAK SHOUTING 'HEIL HITLER', AND APPARENTLY '2ND HITLER', SHAUN SEAH, HAS GROWN A RIDICULOUS MOUSTACHE WHICH HAD SUPPOSEDLY WAS HITLER-STYLED.

President Yong still wants Shaun to join his retarded organization. Retarded people are hard to find, you know. This just proves CPU is actually a smart gang, unlike all the others out there. Yeah right.

FREAK SPOTTED IN RADIN MAS

THIS CRAZY MAN HAS RUN AROUND SAYING 'HEIL HITLER', WHICH IS COMPLETELY RETARDED AND SHAUNIST. IF SOMETHING IS RETARDED OR SHAUNIST, WE LINK IT TO THE CONDOM PROVIDING UNIT... NO WAIT, THE CENTRAL PROTECTION UNIT, CPU.

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE - The Society of Retarded People's President Yong