ev09 Announcement: NKA launches Blog!

http://www.nkawebsite.blogspot.com/ has been launched by one of our main host of agents, the National Kids Association, or as the class calls them, NKA. We here at ev09 would suggest that you visit it to check out its content.

There is an error though - we are allies.... not the same thing. Close and with the same puposes, but not the same.

CPU Gang Boss reveals his true face!

Our ev09 photographer has gotten a picture of CPU Vermin; 2nd Hitler, showing his face; his true face. God, what a freak. What happened to the Hitler moustache?

10-03-09

FREAK INDENTIFIED

TODAY, ev09 IT WORKERS HAVE SPENT SOME TIME UNCOVERING THE IDENTITY OF THE RETARDED FREAK SHOUTING 'HEIL HITLER', AND APPARENTLY '2ND HITLER', SHAUN SEAH, HAS GROWN A RIDICULOUS MOUSTACHE WHICH HAD SUPPOSEDLY WAS HITLER-STYLED.

President Yong still wants Shaun to join his retarded organization. Retarded people are hard to find, you know. This just proves CPU is actually a smart gang, unlike all the others out there. Yeah right.

FREAK SPOTTED IN RADIN MAS

THIS CRAZY MAN HAS RUN AROUND SAYING 'HEIL HITLER', WHICH IS COMPLETELY RETARDED AND SHAUNIST. IF SOMETHING IS RETARDED OR SHAUNIST, WE LINK IT TO THE CONDOM PROVIDING UNIT... NO WAIT, THE CENTRAL PROTECTION UNIT, CPU.

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE - The Society of Retarded People's President Yong

A Happy New Year to All!!!

To all who visit this website.. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!
It's the official opening of the Espionage Via-Intelligence Laws... And this is the first hour of it all!!!
It's also has been 61 years since the despicable Adolf Hitler, or better known as the F#@*&$% B@$&#%* who lead the Nazi Party, which has evolved into 2009's Central Protection Unit.
With new years, come old challenges and new ones. As the dawn of the first year of EVIL'09 shines through the foggy shroud of influential *Shaunists illusions, today is a cause for joy!
To hell with Hitler(who is rotting in there right now), Nazism and *Shaunism!!!
I name this joyous ocasion 'The EVIL'09 Opening', and 'Hitler's in Hell For yet Another Year Day'!
-Espionage Via-Intelligence Laws, Zero

*Shaunist- Gangsters who decieve, influence and beat up civilians, as well as a person which can be described with just about every swear word ever known to man.

*Shaunism- The act of Shaunists.

Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas for Ho

"That Golden Geek Award is mine!!! I won it for

Most creative Christmas Holiday Program Design!Give it back!"

I am sorry, Ho, no offence.

Possible Threat to Security

Andrew Zhao Bo, a former CPU Lieutenant General and current head of the Federation of Independent Assassins, is a possible threat to security.
There is no price on his head though, as he has not been identified as an active threat. but we will keep a close eye on him for now.